grab the gusto

(via meginthecity)

“I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.”

HAHAHA

yeah, this is literally a block away from where I live…

(via erinmjustice)

“Why co-opt the pink ribbon if you’re not even raising money for breast cancer research? Because, like Axe body spray, fruity malt liquor and backhanded compliments, women go nuts for it.”

—>quite an interesting article, and definitely something I’ve thought about before. I’m glad someone was able to discuss the touchy subject of breast cancer marketing.