grab the gusto

March 11th
12:51 AM

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HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOU SLUTTY SLUT. WHAT’S THE PROBLEM TODAY? YOU WANT A SLUTTY MAMMOGRAM TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU’VE GOT SLUTTY BREAST CANCER? JUST KIDDING, OF COURSE. YOU’RE HERE FOR AN ABORTION BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT’S MATHEMATICALLY PROVEN THAT LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT OF OUR TOTAL PROCEDURES ARE ABORTION, EVERYONE STILL BELIEVES THAT ALL WE DO IS GET RID OF YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF HIPPIE BOYFRIENDS’ SLUTTY MISTAKES, YOU BIG OLD SLUT, YOU.
SLUTEVER, AM I RIGHT? TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE AND WE’LL SEND SOMEONE OUT TO DO A PROVOCATIVE SEX DANCE BEFORE WE GIVE YOU SOME NUDIE MAGS AND NIPPLE TASSELS. I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY LEGITIMATE HEALTH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WOULD RUIN OUR NONSTOP SLUT PARTY.
NEXT, PLEASE.

perfect.

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOU SLUTTY SLUT. WHAT’S THE PROBLEM TODAY? YOU WANT A SLUTTY MAMMOGRAM TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU’VE GOT SLUTTY BREAST CANCER? JUST KIDDING, OF COURSE. YOU’RE HERE FOR AN ABORTION BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT’S MATHEMATICALLY PROVEN THAT LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT OF OUR TOTAL PROCEDURES ARE ABORTION, EVERYONE STILL BELIEVES THAT ALL WE DO IS GET RID OF YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF HIPPIE BOYFRIENDS’ SLUTTY MISTAKES, YOU BIG OLD SLUT, YOU.

SLUTEVER, AM I RIGHT? TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE AND WE’LL SEND SOMEONE OUT TO DO A PROVOCATIVE SEX DANCE BEFORE WE GIVE YOU SOME NUDIE MAGS AND NIPPLE TASSELS. I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY LEGITIMATE HEALTH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WOULD RUIN OUR NONSTOP SLUT PARTY.

NEXT, PLEASE.

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February 2nd
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More than 70 years after the filming of The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy’s faithful canine companion, Toto, may finally get the ultimate homage. A local Kennel Club chairwoman has convinced her state representative to introduce a bill that designates the cairn terrier, Toto’s breed, as the official dog of Kansas, Dorothy’s home state.

I wrote this one..go read about Toto!

January 20th
12:40 PM

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I can’t even argue with this

KYMdb - Condescending Wonka / Creepy Wonka

This made me laugh more than I should have.

what now bitch

August 28th
10:28 PM

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the best part is, they’re so happy and they seem to think they’re going somewhere. adorable!

July 15th
10:31 AM

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THIS IS CHUBBS…

Simba, is that you?

March 14th
10:21 PM

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Remember when I used to post things of consequence? I mean, uh, puppies like this are gonna create world peace.

Also, this photo is positively beautiful.

August 14th
6:27 PM

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"

Daisy: (talking about her new dog) It’s so cute. Awww.

Tim: Yeah, but that’s how it all starts…with ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhs’ but later there’s barking and biting. It’s a ticking time bomb of death, Daisy. I mean you give him all the love in the world, you spend years of your life doting on its little furry head and then one day you get back from aerobics and there he is, panting over the half-eaten remains of some hapless handyman you left fixing the tumble dryer.

Daisy: We don’t have a tumble dryer.

Tim: You will my friend, you will.

"

—

-Spaced, 1999-2001 British comedy created by Simon Pegg and Jessica Stevenson.

While its first episode is a bit strange until you get the hang of it (I still don’t quite understand the opening bit), Spaced is certainly quirky, different and well-written. And while its sometimes surreal moments can catch people off guard, personally I’d rather creativity.