May 5th
5:03 PM
5:03 PM
I’m just going to leave this here. Thanks Matt.
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Sh*t New Yorkers Say
If you live here, you know how amazingly, eerily perfect this is. I said about 90 percent of these things on my way to work this morning. And bonus points for the faked enthusiasm for a gift of crappy Magnolia Bakery’s crappy cupcakes.
The Magnolia part is what got me the most.
This makes me feel better that I wasted my day off today because my car’s battery died.
June 23rd
5:19 PM
5:19 PM
One reason yelp can be incredibly entertaining is reviews like this one.
June 20th
5:57 PM
5:57 PM
This video is so Czech. It’s supposed to be funny (from what I gather it was done by tw o comedians) and it’s just such dry and absurd humor.
Choice song lyrics include, “the only thing that will work is a crop duster” and “Anyone who brings us Joey, dead or alive, I’ll give him my daughter’s hand in marriage and half the collective farm!”
Also, the first line about “taking my Skoda 100 to go camping in Orava/but I have to hurry as I drive through Moravia” is funny in that it really is like the Czech everyman.
I’m a dork.
December 2nd
8:32 AM
8:32 AM
Just plain random and hilarious.
